Operation “Extra Sugar”?

There are certain articles that cross my desk that I simply cannot ignore.  This is one of those articles.

Some will say because of my previous profession, I may have been attracted to the headline and the business involved.

In Rockaway Township, New Jersey, police arrested a “Dunkin’ Donuts” employee for engaging in acts of prostitution during her breaks.  (article attached)

The operation was called “Extra Sugar”.

 I am not going to make reference to words such as extra sugar, muffins, cream filling, donut holes, flaky pastry, again, because we are a family show (really?)

I’m glad it was during her breaks. The visuals of her engaged in her side business at the counter are not a good one.  How many breaks do you get working there?  How busy is that place? How do you place your order?  What do you get with a “baker’s dozen”?

So, even more questions remain.  How do you order “The Special”?  How was she caught?  Was there an unsatisfied customer? Why was he unsatisfied?  Did the women in Rockaway notice their men developing a taste for donuts all of a sudden and coming home smoking a cigarette with a smile on their face? 

And why did it take six months for police to finally nab her with an undercover officer?  Did he gain or lose weight during those six months? Was she covered with powdered sugar before and they couldn’t recognize her?  Inquiring minds would like to know…or see the video.

Oh yeah.  No comment from Dunkin’ Donuts.

Really?